Hey, i need to find two good quotes that are famous. They need to be about life itself and that are a bit funny but not too funny if u get me!
i reallly neeeed some good ones!
Please help!
Thanks soooo much in advance :)
mwah xx
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
马克 Twain
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not famous funny quotes lifesure about the former.
Albert Einstein
"Life is far too important to be taken seriously." - Oscar Wilde
"Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun." - Woody Allen
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." - Will Rogers
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it wortfamous funny quotes lifeh the effort." - Herm Albright
"Life is like a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it but you don't want to see it again."
Ted Turner (b. 1938) International Herald Tribune (Paris, 2 March, 1990)
Life is what happens while you are making other plans."
John Lennon (1940-80) beautiful Boy," from the album Starting Over (1980)
I hope these can help
"Practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect"
"How can you face the problem if your problem is your face?"
Good luck !!!
He'll regret it to his dying day, if ever he lives that long
- Frank Nugent
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